I fucking knew it. All these funny jokes and references to other Pixar movies are nOT, as Pixar themselves insist, in-jokes and humour. Every single piece of fiction aimed at children is set in the real world and anything that doesn’t make sense in real life had an elaborate theory behind it. Follow for more posts like this including my Thomas the Tank Engine Human Enslavement theory
LITERALLY WHAT IS THE HARM IN SAYING A CHARACTER IS BISEXUAL NOTHING OF PREVIOUS HETERO RELATIONSHIPS IS GLOSSED OVER IT GIVES REPRESENTATION TO A GROUP WHO IS OFTEN ERASED AND NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO FIGHT ABOUT THIS KIND OF SHIT WHY IS THIS EVEN A PROBLEM
[[whIPS HEAD AROUND AND GLARES AT SPN WRITERS]]
"Things i wish i could say to customers but can’t" the first installment of "I haven’t even worked at Starbucks for a full month please give me a break" the trilogy, starring dave strider
DO PEOPLE NOT GET THAT IF YOU WANT SOMETHING OFF THE “SECRET MENU” YOU HAVE TO ORDER IT BY THE INGREDIENTS????
(ALSO I HAVE DISCOVERED THE WAY TO ORDER THE BUTTERBEER FRAPPE WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A DICK. JUST ASK FOR A CARAMEL FRAPPUCCINO WITH TOFFEE NUT)