Come along, Weasley.
Harry Potter - Golden Snitch 2

You actually got it? I was just kidding about the leg, I just thought it’d be funny!

(Source: communified, via agents-of-battlestar)

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3 days ago
who-lligan:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

leda74:

crassuswild:

THE SIXTH DOCTOR HAS A NEW JOB?

No, no, no. You misunderstand. This is where you go to get your own Colin Baker. It’s like Build-A-Bear, only better.

No, no, no. You misunderstand. This place is clearly some roadside knock off, no respectable Build-A-Baker™ would display such a drably coloured storefront. It’s just not professional.


Fixed it. 

who-lligan:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

leda74:

crassuswild:

THE SIXTH DOCTOR HAS A NEW JOB?

No, no, no. You misunderstand. This is where you go to get your own Colin Baker. It’s like Build-A-Bear, only better.

No, no, no. You misunderstand. This place is clearly some roadside knock off, no respectable Build-A-Baker™ would display such a drably coloured storefront. It’s just not professional.

Fixed it. 

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3 days ago

egriz:

Regeneration outtake.

(Disclaimer: I love Capaldi)

(via detectiveintraining)

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3 days ago

leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:

List of incredibly hot things to say during sex:

  • GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
  • BLESS US AND SPLASH US PRECIOUS
  • THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
  • MUSTER THE ROHIRRIM
  • RELEASE THE RIVER
  • ISILDUR

(via joshthepinkshirt)

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4 days ago

itistimetodisappear:

marquez-is-my-first-name:

koujakus-blog:

one time i was eating some chips and salsa with my mom and it was really spicy so i went “i feel like a dragon” because my mouth was fucking on fire and my mom just casually says “you only want to be a dragon so you can have that hiccup boy ride you”

it took her a few moments to realize her mistake

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She knows you well

(via captainprofoundmercenary)

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4 days ago

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

(via hellochameleon)

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4 days ago

octoswan:

there’s a comic book store in my town that gives ladies a 10% discount and the people who work there are really friendly so lots of ladies show up to hang out and buy comics and one time i was looking through some new releases and this guy walked in, saw all the ladies, did a double take, and said really loudly and condescendingly, ‘there sure are a lot of girls in here for a comic store!’ and laughed but no one else laughed with him and it was glorious

(via joshthepinkshirt)

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4 days ago

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda, via joshthepinkshirt)

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